Date:	2004-01-17 00:30
Subject:	Not another one!
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

I was just scared out of my fur! I walked into the kitchen to investigate a humming noise. When I walked in there was a big spot of black fur in the middle of the floor. Upon checking it closer by sniffing it I found that it smelled JUST like Sherlock. I knew that this new thing was not actually him cause he was annoyingly bouncing around on the other side of the room. OH NO!!! Could it be that he multiplied and there were now more to torment me? But wait, this fur was dead, no movement at all... Momma then came over, picked it up and put it in the trashy thing. Seems that this was in fact just fur without the dog. I know I can shed like mad but I had no idea a dog could lose that much fur at once! Sherlock told me he had some help with his "shedding" from daddy and momma and a thing called a razor. That's what was making the hummy noise. Dogs are the weirdest things..... They can't groom themselves or shed themselves. Simple dependent creatures. I'm glad I don't need water baths of have to be "sheered". There was that one time right before daddy and mommy brought me home that I went to sleep and the woke up with my tummy sheered (I know this cause it looked like what Sherlock's butt looks like now) and stichy things in my skin, but I'm not really sure what that was all about..... Anyway, time for kitty nap.

Date:	2004-01-16 00:33
Subject:	Social Meeze?
Security:	Public
Mood:	groggy

Sorry I haven't updated lately. I have been working on my social skills. That was one of my New Year resolutions. I actually leave my bedroom to visit guests on occasion. I visited Daddy and Momma's friend Scott when he was here last week. I even sat next to him for a bit. I also came out to see grandpa when he spent the night. I feel that I have reclaimed my house from all of those new "pets" that kept showing up and then leaving again. I've also learned to put up with Sherlock. He's been here a year now, so I guess he won't be leaving anytime soon. I even allowed him to sniff my butt the other day.

I must find a way outside. I haven't gotten to eat my precious grasses in months. Momma says the grasses are dead, but I don't believe her. She also says that if I go out my fat pouches might freeze and fall off, but I think that's just silly. That crazy dog goes out all the time and none of his parts have fallen off yet. I may have to rip a part off of him if he tries sniffing my butt again.....

Momma's trying to find a job so we haven't had a lot of time together. I did give her snuggles on the couch earlier. I'm still a daddy's girl though. He might have a job soon too though. That will be sad, but at least I can act like a freak all over the house and not have to worry about them laughing at me.... stupid humans. Just the other day I jumped up on the counter and licked an acorn squash and then tried to fit myself in a drawer. Dad found this hilarious, but I thought it was completely normal. Wouldn't you agree?

They also moved my food dish from my bathroom back into the living room. I do not care for this at all and protest every time they walk by either room. I am going to have to protest about my litter hell too. It really needs to be cleaned out, but they have too busy lately to do it. Sherlock tries to do his part to keep it clean, but the parents just think that's so gross and yell at him, but I don't care as long as the lumps get removed.

Snuggle time and a cat nap so I can be a freak and run around the house tomorrow.

Be part of the experiment!

friend_whoring

Date:	2004-01-02 01:45
Subject:	Happy New Year!
Security:	Public
Mood:	creative
Music:	FF X-2

I love sleeping on the steps. My parents have a gas wall heater downstairs next to the stairs and the warm air drifts right up the steps and keeps me warm. I also can keep a good eye on everything from here. That crazy little dog is playing with his rope toy he got for Christmas, Daddy is playing some type of human game on tv, and momma seems to be busy at the computer.

I didn't get any real gifts for New Years, but momma did let me share her soup with her earlier. It was some type of chicken and veggie thing, the broth was quite tasty anyway. I didn't even wait for momma to offer it to me, I just stuck my nose in it and started lapping. I knew she wouldn't mind. In fact once she saw me eating it she didn't even eat any more so I could have all of it! Wasn't that nice of her.

I hope everyone had a nice New Year. I didn't go down stairs with Daddy, Momma, and Sherlock cause I was busy guarding the hallway. I kept hearing popping and banging noises outside and thought we might be under attack so I felt it best that I guard while they have fun. I am a great guard cat. I know Kung Fu and everything.

Well time to sack out on the stairs for a bit so I can have the energy to make it to the bedroom so I can sleep again. Nite all!

Oh check out my new icon. I call it Mona Meeza. Don't remember where I found that one.....

Date:	2003-12-28 23:25
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	full

It's been a pretty lazy holiday week for me. Momma still hasn't put my pictures up, but she promises she will very soon. That annoying beagle that was staying with us for the holidays finally left today. She doesn't scare me, she's just annoying with all that howling and chewing and peeing in the floor. I stepped in that filth one time and was not at all pleased. I cleaned my battsa over and over again for the rest of the day.

On a better note, my wet food I got for Christmas is very tasty. I'm on my second pack. It comes in nifty little pouches so momma doesn't have to use a spoon or get it on her fingers. She said it's just like the stuff that the space cats eat. Imagine that! I want to be the first cat on the moon now if it means I get to eat this stuff all the time!

Date:	2003-12-24 08:15
Subject:	Too Fine!
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished

Thank you prettygreymana for showing this to me. Momma helped me be able to talk too! Go check it out!
Meeze

I decided to be sweet and give momma some lovin' tonight. I'm usually a daddy's girl all the way. Momma always want to pick me up and love on me or pet me when I'm sleepin' and I'm just not into that sometimes. Daddy seems to understand me better too. Anyway, since momma's been letting m use her laptop to journal on I decided I'd love on her. I went and cuddles with her when shes was nappin'. She's like a cat that way, loves her naps. I even gave her some noses and licked her fingers a bit. I guess the holiday spirit is just gettin' to me.

Found a new toy today. Daddy had some odd shaped plastic balls he called "dice" for some game he was playin'. He'd toss them and they'd bounce around every which way. This intrigued me greatly. He noticed my fascination with them and started rolling them in my direction so that I could bat at them. It was so much fun! When he quit, I tried to steal one so I'd have it to play with later, but he caught me picking it up in my mouth and made me spit it out. I'll go back and get it later when he's not lookin'.

Date:	2003-12-23 11:48
Subject:	Yuck!
Security:	Public
Mood:	nauseated

Ooooo my tummy hurts. I ate my food too fast again and it came right back up. I can't help it that I get so excited over my food that I forget to chew sometimes. At least I didn't hurl on daddy and momma's bed this time. They weren't too happy about that. Momma and daddy think I have bulimia, but honestly I like trying to make my tummy fatter. I take great pride in my fat pouches that wave to and fro when I run. That's why I get so excited about my food and hence eat too fast. Okay time to sleep and dream about more food.

Date:	2003-12-22 16:09
Subject:	Sad Momma
Security:	Public
Mood:	sad

Momma's other kitty that she had had for 9 years died yesterday. She was a white Persian named Fluffy. She just came to live with us a couple months ago because she belonged to my human grandma and grandpa before that. When human grandma passed away this past summer Fluffy got really depressed and quit eating. Momma and Daddy did all they could to get her better, but she was just so sad. I never really got along with Fluffy because I didn't like her invading my home and taking away some of my attention time. In fact she really scared me when we first met. (Never mind that she weighed a third as much as I do and she was declawed). It's still really sad to see momma all upset though. I wish I could cheer her up.

Date:	2003-12-22 10:16
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	giddy

Don't you just love it when you are cleaning your back feet and you tounge hits that little sensitive spot right between you toes that makes them all spread apart and your claws stick out? Oh I love that feeling! My parents have recently figured out that they can rub the bottoms of my "kicksas" and get that effect too. They think it is pretty funny and cute. I just like the way it feels.

Date:	2003-12-22 02:08
Subject:	A little about Me-eze
Security:	Public
Mood:	complacent

1. What is your name(s)? Beltain Banga Bollinger aka.- Euripides, Meesa, Banga-rang, Fleas, Blublion, Felion, Furry Little Princess, Fineness, (I have lots of names from Daddy and Momma)

2. How old are you? When is your birthday, if you know? 3 1/2. I was adopted so we don't know exactly, but we approximated May 1st, hence my name.

3. Describe your physical traits. Beautiful blue eyes, soft creamy fur with black accents on my face, ears, legs, and tail. I am a fine apple head Siamese, need I say more.....

4. Describe your personality. I am a regal Princess that loves to be pampered. I enjoy long naps, lots of food, and long tongue baths. I can be a bit of a spaz when it comes to hunting bugs or "killing" inanimate objects. I am very intelligent and love to talk to my humans.

5. Who do you live with? Daddy, Momma (pengybean), Sherlock (Mini Schnauzer), 4 Chinchillas, a Rat, a brid, and some swimmy things.

6. Where do you live? Winston-Salem, NC

7. Do you ever go outside? Yes. I escape to munch on the grass when daddy and momma aren't watching. I've even spent a couple nights in the wild, but they made me leave my huntress ways behind and come back inside.

8. What is your favorite toy? Pet Grass, if that counts as a toy. I am CRAZY about it. The mere mention of it makes my mouth water and my tail twitch!

9. Where is your favorite place to sleep? On my bed that I let my parents share with me. The flannel sheets are so soft and comfy.

10. What is your favorite thing to do to annoy your people? Relocating things from dad and mom's nightstands by picking things up and carrying them off or by batting them off and drinking from the human water glasses.

11. What are your favorite foods? Again... Pet Grass YUMMY!

12. Do your people take too many pictures of you? Is there such a thing as "too many" pictures when dealing with such a fine creature as myself?

Date:	2003-12-22 00:40
Subject:	I Am Banga
Security:	Public
Mood:	enraged
Music:	The Siamese Cat Song

I am Beltain Banga Bollinger, although my humans have many nicknames for me. I am a 3 and a half year old Crown Princess of Siam. I was rescued from a life of turmoil and given my well deserved position as Furry Princess by my parents at the beginning of March 2001. I am an indoor kitty, say my parents, but I do manage to escape on occasion and have even spent a few nights in the wild returning to my huntress ways.

I spend most of my day relaxing in my bedroom that I allow my parents to share with me. The bed is quite cozy and I am very fond of the soft flannel sheets mom bought for me. I make frequent trips to my food dish, which must be kept full at all times, for snacks. While I have a full water bowl of my own I prefer to use my humans’ bathing tub as a source to quench my thirst. Why tongue baths are not enough for them, I will never understand.

I do have several servants under me including a Miniature Schnauzer that goes by the name Sherlock. He is very annoying, always wanting to play in a way that only a dog could find entertaining. I allow him in my room on occasion but he must stay away from my food. There are also 4 soft furry creatures my parents refer to as "chinchillas". During my encounters with them they tried to chew on my whiskers, so I prefer they stay in their cages away from me. My parents also allow a rat to live in the house with them. It is such a disgrace to catness that I must put up with such behavior. I recently discovered swimming creatures in a large glass box that are very entertaining to watch. I wish to jump on top of the glass box and try out the water source within, but my parents have yet to allow this.

My mom decided that it would be a good idea for me to have my own journal because I have such a personality and really do have so much to say. After all, that Bucky Katt is a Siamese and he has his own comic strip that he writes. Meowing, or "Banging" as my parents like to called, it is one of my deep abiding interests and I do it as long as there is someone to listen, and then sometimes when there isn't anyone around as well. I hope that you will enjoy reading my rantings and meezing adventures.